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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2006|07:17 pm]
[Current Mood | crushed]

My penis and I are going through a love/hate relationship.

Ironic enough, my girfriend and her vagina are facing the same troubles.
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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2006|07:03 am]
[Current Mood | envious]

A while ago, I came upon one of the most amazing icons of all time. But now I can't seem to find it anymore nor the member who owns it. 

It's an icon of a cat masturbating.
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(no subject) [Apr. 28th, 2006|07:10 am]


Prom night is tonight, but I already told my girlfriend I'm not planning to go. She was disillusioned and shit, but the truth is I want to go to the other prom which is on May 13.  That's when my other friends are going.  She gave up though, she really wants to do it tonight. 


Brad M.

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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2006|06:19 pm]

One of my buddies over @ the Emma Watson forums wrote a thread about
her friend receiving a letter from Watson. 
http://emmawatson.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=16717&st=0  
If your not a member there, here's what she wrote. 

Emma's New Letter. It sounds Very Nice But I have a Hard Time Believing it )


So, do you think Emma really wrote that letter or was it just one of her publicists?

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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2006|01:27 pm]

I still have the hangover from last night, so my brain is still preety sensitive. My dad came to pick me up from Erica's house and he wasn't please.

Perhaps this will be the last time I drink another 40....






























NOT!
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2006|08:28 am]
[Current Mood | accomplished]


My girl friend, Henrietta, called me last night to invite me to a block party. I kind of didn't feel like going, but I was at my mum's house bored to death. I didn't know whether to stay home and watch Becker or go to a block party. Then I heard my mother's screaming, so I jumped to the nearest trousers I saw and made my way to that party. I picked up Henrietta from her house, as well as 8 other people. We couldn't fit in the van, so I had to tell the guys that they had to allow other people to sit in their laps. Preety funny, but we almost crashed. Still it was preety fun. 

We arrived to Justin's party, right around 5:30 pm and it was preety mellow. Well, it was only 5 in the afternoon, the fucking party doesn't start till 9 at night. Well, the party didn't last all that long. It preety much ended at 8 o'clock when Justin came running to all of us and screamed "Get the fuck out of my house! My parents are comming, man!". Well, we did scram. I made my way to the restroom because I had to pee. I mean, I had to pee. I had so many bears that night...after I peed, I opened the window to the bathroom and jumped out of it.

I didn't flush the toilet. How rude of me.

After that, Henrietta was bitching about how boring that party and she apologized to me for "draggin" me out of my house. She doesn't have to worry--she knows how boring it can be at home. Then we were outside with my van, deciding what we will be doing next.
Sharon suggested we go get wasted, but we all voted no. Been there, done that. 

Then we decided to go watch a film. We went to see Underworld Evolution. It was preety cool, and Kate Beckinsale is hot. I arrived home at 3 in the morning, my mum hadn't awoken yet.

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Happy X-Mas & a Happy New Year! [Jan. 7th, 2006|08:48 am]
[Current Mood | accomplished]
[Current Music |Some good Shite I listened Last Night]

Well, this is going to be preety late of what I'm about to say but HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Yeah, seven days late; how lame is that really?!

Anyway, too much drama has been going on in my life that I completely forgot about this retarded journal I have; it wasn't until someone replied to one of topics I posted who knows where and who knows when....Well, there you have it...that's all I can write cause I'm still a bit intoxicated from last night. Good day to you!

Immortal_Death

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Homosexuality/Paedophilia in Ancient Greece [Oct. 6th, 2005|06:20 pm]
[Current Mood | busy]

I was just reading Charmides and particularly shocked by the Greek boy fetish culture. Every character in the dialogue was either a pederast (man that lives with a boy for sexual purposes) or a catamite (boy that lives with a pederast). I found it difficult to ignore all the induendo and look at the philosophy. Maybe someone else knows more about this than I do.

Is it possible that the ancient Greeks just talked differently about friendship and love so that we misinterpret?

Is it right to be horrified by the strangeness of another culture?

The Greeks were one of the most powerful human beings to ever touch this Earth, and the most known to all of man kind. I'm grateful that in today's world, us teen boys don't do this pederast/catamite relationship.

I could imagine myself right now, living in a dude's house and sharing a bed with him.

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Hurricane Katrina... [Sep. 23rd, 2005|08:29 am]
Hurricane Katrina was one of the most devastating things that has ever happened to New Orleans and cities from the same state New Orleans is from. But I've also heard that another devastation might occur to the American public. If people can't earn enough money for the causes of Katrina, petrole prices will raise high as well as taxes. People are obviously not going to be happy about this and Bush will just have more pressure from the American people. Good. He hasn't done anything good for his people. And if he really wants to help his people, he oughta pull soldiers from Iraq and focus on Katrina victims.
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2005|05:36 pm]

Last night my girlfriend rented a porn video. Boy, who would ever guessed my girlfriend could be into that stuff?! It's usually us the guys that buy/rent those films for personal measures.

It was a very hot porn video, containing girl on girl action (to what my girlfriend dissaprooved off), 69 scenes, hardcore sex but it contained alot of guy on guy gay scenes it made me fell all funny. Like that one time that I was around the age of 9 and I accidently opened the door and saw my 16 year old cousin undress. I still remember that day...

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Very busy.... [Jul. 13th, 2005|06:32 pm]
[Current Mood | anxious]

My anti-Hermione Granger sidekick, [info]sakura_lass , and I are being extremely busy managing our wonderful anti-Hermione Granger community [info]anti_hermionegr . Which is very strange because our community was not as popular as it is today. We're getting loads and loads of people trying to join in but the majority believe that our community is also an Anti-Emma Watson community. But unfortunately it isn't. Those are sakura_lass' rules; apperantely she doesn't have any issues with Emma but clearly detests Hermione Granger.

Anyway, if you hate/dislike Book!Hermione Granger go ahead and joine [info]anti_hermionegr . But if you hate Movie!Hermione Granger (AKA Emma Watson) you might wish to join

[info]antiemmaw , the best Anti-Emma Watson in LJ. Over and out.

Ryan Brad

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Original Sin [Jun. 30th, 2005|07:21 pm]
[Current Mood | blah]

Last night, I was watching Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas. There was this specific scene in the film in which the antagonist kiss' Banderas on the lips! Eurgh...the antagonist was looking for Jolie, supposely because she had murdered a women and he was ready to take her in custody. Banderas refused to say the whereabouts about Jolie, but the antagonist could "scent" the smell of Jolie on him, her kisses, her touches, blah, blah, blah.

Then I saw the antagonist kissing Banderas by force, but the victim shot him accidently in the stomach. I couldn't stand the rest. I couldn't stand watching more gay scenes after this...

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Angelina at Mr and Mrs Smith Premieres [Jun. 14th, 2005|06:18 pm]
[Current Mood | artistic]

cassandra had recorded the shows The Insider, Special Edition, Extra, and Access Hollywood because she wanted to show me the latest scenes of Angelina Jolie attending the premieres of Mr. And Mrs. Smith.

i think the first premiere was in LA or New York, but I don't care since she looked knock-out gorgeous in that leather black Versace dress. It was low cut, and the dress was body-hugging you could look at her generous curves. but she looked as though she has certainly grown (she is said to be 5 foot 8), but she looks as though she is about Uma Thurman's height (6 foot).

Then she attended the New Mexico premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She didn't wear anything kinky or rebel looking; she looked more like the typical Hollywood goddess that she is. As usual, she wore a black sleeved dress by an unknow designer. However, her makeup looked more bold than ever, giving her a mysterious look i could not take my eyes off of.

But what about Brad, you might ask? I don't care...

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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2005|08:19 pm]
[Current Mood | confused]

There's this one girl whose just getting on my nerves, seriously. Her name is Katherine and she's the most annoying American girl I have ever met in my life. She has this high pitched voice, always yelling obsceneties and shite, and starts insulting Caucasians for no reason.

I have to say this for curiosity, by why do Black woman have to yell all the time even if you're right in front of them? I'm not racist, by the way

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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2005|06:02 pm]
[Current Mood | accomplished]
[Current Music |White Riot--The Clash]

I can't wait to see the following movies this summer:

  • Skeleton Key
  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith
  • Cinderella Man
  • Kingdom of Heaven
  • Batman Begins
  • War of the Worlds

I guess that's it...they seem preety awesome.

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Angelina Jolie Scans [Jun. 1st, 2005|08:18 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]

These Angelina Jolie magazine scans are courtesy of www.wutheringjolie.com. Beautiful scans, that's what I say...

Check out the Scans )

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith [May. 31st, 2005|06:07 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |The Young Crazed Peeling--The Distillers]

Okay, I can't wait for the movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to come out. I have to admit, i am a bit jealous that Brad Pitt gets to have sex scenes/romantic scenes with Angelina Jolie. I mean, he is preety good-looking and shite, but Angelina? WOW...just gorgeous. I saw the previews to the movie and it looks as though the movie has a really good plot structure.

Also, Angelina looks dangerously attractive (very femme fatale!). I hope the movie isn't like Alexander; boy was that movie crap. But I can't deny Angelina still looked good in those curls!

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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2005|06:15 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |Holiday--Green Day]

i posted an entry for [info]antiemmaw and we did the usual shite: talk about Emma Watson, blah blah blah. This time, i also wanted to post something about Heart Evangelista, an actress in the Phillippines. Anyway, she's super hot, I mean, very beautiful. They say she was one of the contenders for the role of Cho Chang in HP and the Goblet of Fire, but she was beat by Katie Leung. I think Katie Leung will do a magnificent job portraying Cho Chang. She's already got the looks, maybe she'll have the acting skills. Anyway, either way, both Evangelista and Leung seem like really good people to play Chang. Here's a sexy photo of Evangelista:

Here's one of her popular sites, if you are interested:

http://heart.pinoycentral.com/

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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2005|06:09 pm]
[Current Mood | accomplished]
[Current Music |Holiday--Green Day]

I feel preety bad for Katie Leung (the girl who will play Cho Chang). They say she's getting alot of hatemail from girls, probably the fat nerdy acne-faced girls who can't get a man and have never gotten laid. Anyway, I think Leung is very preety (far more than ugly bitch Emma Watson).

Anyway, people hate her because she gets to kiss Dan Radcliffe and shite. This isn't hate: it's just fucking jealously people don't want to admit. Anyway, but the stupidest reason they hate her because they also hate the character of Cho Chang.

What's wrong with Cho Chang? Absolutely nothing. She cries too much? Gee, I wonder why, genius? Maybe it's because of the death of Cedric Diggory, her BOYFRIEND? She broke Harrys' heart? I'm sorry, but you'll have to read Order of the Phonix at least 10 times because frankly, I dont' remember Harry getting all fucking depressed and crying over Cho when she left him. He's just not the type of guy Cho should be around when she's depressed.

Now, if you hate someone that loves Harry, cries to much and shite, why don't you go to up and see Hermione Granger? She cries for the stupidest shite in the world. I mean, c'mon. Who cries when they tell you you're an "insufferable know-it-all"? Hermiene Granger. Who thinks other opinions don't matter except themselves? Hermione Granger. Who doens't have a good sense of homour? Hermione Granger. Who gets jealous whenever a beautiful girl shows off to Ron and Harry? Hermione Granger. Who gets into fights with Ron and drags innocent people, like Harry, into the fights? Hermione Granger. Who doesn't ever shut the fuck up? Hermione Granger.

I just hope Hermione Granger dies in the books and Cho finds someone worthwhile for her, because she deserves it. I heart Cho Chang

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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2005|06:32 pm]

*sigh* i haven't been too much at livejournal.com because I just realized how boring it can be. you rarely talk to anyone and if they do talk to you, they can be downright boring. it's not the same as meeting a person face to face. i know i'm downright boring in this site, but once you get to know me, well....

my cousin wants to drag me to see the Star Wars movie and shite...thing is, I'm not into Star Wars like he is...i find it boring....

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